February 2012
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The only time YOLO is acceptable
Is when you run across campus lawn during the busiest time of the day in a tutu SCREAMING it. Then, and only then is it acceptable.
Watchstuartyoung:
In response to that guy on treadmill trying to be a nice guy and trying to give the guys money back.
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When your day starts out with
Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothin to Fuck With…it’s gonna be one hell of a day.
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That awkward moment
When love and hate require the same amount of energy, however it takes even more energy to remain neutral.
paradisiacal:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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“Person: yeah we’ll talk for sure on this day.
Me: awesome
That day rolls...”
im-a-walking-paradox:
does everybody start peeing like crazy as soon as they get in the shower or is that just me
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i bet if i shaved my head, i'd look JUST like Don...
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sometimes i just want to pull my shirt
up over my head like on Beavis and Butthead and walk around.
like legit go to class and go about my daily activities with that on my head.
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sports illustrated swimsuit edition 2012
had a black girl in it.
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shit my white friends like #5
calling me at 3am asking
“what are you doing?”
SERIOUSTHLY
guys. go follow my friend tootallpat.tumblr.com
because he’s funnier than me.
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NO LURKING ALLOWED.
golfwang:
setbabiesonfire:
some people are just noobs
like not at video games or anything
just life. fuckin noobs
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“the fuck you mad at me for? you don’t even know what i’ve been...”
– Jay-Z, Go H.A.M, Watch the Throne
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sexual favor calendar
i don’t think virtual sexual favor submissions should be limited to one day a week.
i give you:
Masturbation Monday.
Topless Tuesday
Wet Wednesdays
Those Aren’t Real Thursdays
Fap Fridays
Strange Sex Act Saturdays
and like….
take a break on sundays i guess.
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today was one of those days
that like no ONE got any based god points. in fact, everyone sucked.
i didn’t even get any points. i fucking hate wednesdays.
the only person that gets based god points is the rad blog that gave me the phrase “no based god points.”
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my mom is concerned
Mom: how was your day?
Me: same shit different day.
Mom: which means?
Me: uh i tried not to die. or commit a murder.
Mom: hm. watch your language.
just followed back a whole bunch of people
i hope your shit is nice and weird.
“summer’s in the air and baby heaven’s in your eyes.”
– Lana Del Rey, National Anthem
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so today in class
we were talking about what we would tell ourselves if we could go back to the 16 year old versions of ourselves.
and it got me thinking.
here’s a list of things that i wish i knew when i was 16.
1. do not shave the side of your head. it will take forever to grow back.
2. he was not worth it. any of it. you guys will hook up in the future and it won’t mean anything to you.
3. all...
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Shit my White Friends like #4
Jagermeister.
This needs no explanation.
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shit my white friends like #3
Watching the Academy Awards.
there is not enough Adderall in the world, or enough ethnicity in that awards show to make me watch it.
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How to Fall for The Wrong Person Every Time: A...
if you wanna be like me, which i know you do, you gotta start with getting a perpetually retarded love life. here’s how.
1. pick someone that, from day 1, makes your head VERY confused. and i don’t mean every day confused. i mean SAT, how many apples does Sarah have if she gives two to Sam. Calculate Jupiter’s mass confused.
once you’ve acquired this person do this:
2....
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shit my white friends like #2
Mumford and Sons.
they like them a lot. like a lot.
and i’m like “yeah they’re dope because they’ve got a banjo and shit but damn.”