January 2012
December 2011
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probably the most memorable part of high school
inasolitarystyle:
you know how in certain classes there’s no seating chart but everyone sits in the same seat every day so it’s known to everyone where you sit but there’s always that one faggot that sits in your seat one day and you’re like uhhh that’s my seat and he says there’s no assigned seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no fuck you that’s my seat i’m going to make your death look like an accident
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
But reallly.
Here they are.
1. Eat more food
2. Meet more people
3. Don’t die from alcohol poisoning
4. Wear crazier things.
5. Spend more time in LA
Boom.
“There were some buildings… There were these really tall buildings, and they...”
– Where The Wild Things Are (via runciblespoons)
ahomelessboyslife:
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
Every damn day
If the real world has taught me anything
Its not to drink copious amounts of alcohol while splashin about in a hot tub. But thats precisely what I did last night for my friends birthday.
Something about how hot the water is and how relaxed your muscles get makes it so much easier to become the wobbliest, squintiest and laughiest drunk ever.
Somewhere between trying to disprove Ancient Alien theories and how one of my friends...
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LISBETH SALANDER
YOU. ARE. MY. GOD.
I literally cannot even think right now. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo took my mind and blew it all over the walls.
David Fincher is a genius. Stieg Larsson is a genius. Daniel Craig is a lesser genius and Rooney Mara is my new god.
I’ve never had a movie literally have me terrified of white people, welfare, social workers, incest and anal rape all at the same time...
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The best part
about getting new clothes is i get to postpone doing the laundry for another two days.
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why i don’t have a boyfriend.
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That super legit moment
when a god among men breaks up with his less than pleasant, (but still super hot) girlfriend.
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just got all kinds
of nostalgic in my room going through these old pictures.
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I dont understand
how women like the Kardashians do it. How do they wake up in the morning, put on some bomb ass outfit, do a FULL face of makeup plus false eyelashes, manage their long ass weaves and then stomp around in giant heels all day? Even their “messy” looks look good.
If I walked around with a full smoky eye as often as they do, my friends would probably concerned and my guy friends would...
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oh god
New Years is just a few days away. i should probably start lining my stomach with buffalo wings now so i don’t die from acute alcohol poisoning.
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ARCHER
is all i watch as it is. and now that i have come into possession of the season 2 dvd i will be staying in my house memorizing the dialogue.
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ask me things.
so i guess you guys should ask me some questions. because i’m bored and i feel like this will really spice up my day.
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i despise
with every fiber of my being, The Postal Service. Everything they make is so damned depressing.
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i have about two
weeks left of being a teenager. i turn 20 on the eighth. So, like i said, i’m dreadfully nostalgic and will probably be posting lots of super fun “let’s take a look back and remember” posts about how stupid I used to be. bear with me.
also, 20 is a really awkward age. nothing cool comes with turning 20.
“Carry on my wayward son. There will be peace when you are done. Lay your weary...”
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i just want everyone to know
that i got a new macbook for christmas and it has a smell. like new laptop smell. its like new car smell but better.
and cheaper.
im-bored-so-i asked: and why is that?
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“SANTA IS COMING!! OH MY GOSH! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!”-Buddy the Elf”
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"I miss you"
I hate missing people. It’s one of my least favorite feelings ever. In all honesty, I wish I was not capable of missing anyone. Missing someone can render me completely useless for hours, maybe an entire day. I’ve been cursed with being dreadfully nostalgic. I call it Music Video Syndrome. I sync all my memories to songs and play them in my head. Camerawork and all. maybe I should take...
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I'm astonished
at how much hairspray I use.
I WISH
My life was just like Scott Pilgrim.
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