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hipsters in general kind of bother me. even though plenty of people think i’m one, when in reality, i just refuse to do my laundry or brush my hair. however, i do encounter hipster problems. a hipster problem is when your chai tea latte isn’t quite right, that girl you hate has the same TOMS as you or MTV used a song you thought only you knew in one of their commercials.
however, i still don’t really identify with the hipster movement. i can’t afford most of the stuff in urban outfitters, i think the Postal Service is outright terrible and to just so the universe could remind just how uncool i am, i was systematically rejected by the Coachella machine. (yeah, i’m still bitter about that.)
but this post is really about how every time i go to Wasteland on Melrose there’s some bitch in there wearing Doc Martens and a denim vest who pretty much hates my life because i want to know why an Alexander Wang tank top, THAT WAS SECOND HAND, cost 45 dollars if some way more fashionable West Sider already did a bunch of cocaine in it.
apparently that is not the way to approach the cool hipster female. they seem to take my honest question as some kind of insult and get very, very defensive and angry.
but i finally figured out why so many hipsters are so mean.
it’s because half of them work in retail.
and retail sucks. and i know that.
but like…don’t be mad at me because you’re waist deep in student loans because you just HAD to go to FIDM.
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